Wanted:

I’m looking to hire a personal assistant. Must be good with kids and whining is a no no. The hours would be from 8am-10pm. No vacation. Dress code is flexible, nothing trashy. Health benefits include ibuprofen and Thomas the train band-aids as well as a throw up bucket when needed. You will be paid with Cheerios and kindness

11 months ago
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