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  • Permalink lunacyfringe: At the farmer’s market with my so called girlfriend She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad Man, this ain’t my dad! This is a cell phone! I threw it on the ground! What, you think I’m stupid? I’m not a part of your system My dad’s not a phone! DUH! can’t stop laughing at this one

    lunacyfringe:

    At the farmer’s market with my so called girlfriend
    She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad
    Man, this ain’t my dad!
    This is a cell phone!

    I threw it on the ground!
    What, you think I’m stupid?
    I’m not a part of your system
    My dad’s not a phone!
    DUH!

    can’t stop laughing at this one

  • Permalink fuckyeahpugs:

    fuckyeahpugs:

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    Kitten mittens.

    passthemike:

    courtneyness:

    heh heh heh.

    My loud kitten has been keeping me up all night!!!

  • Permalink applearts: 【2ch】ニュー速クオリティ:猫集会は、いつ、どんな場所で行われるのか they need kitten mittons cause the stomp around the house

    applearts:

    【2ch】ニュー速クオリティ:猫集会は、いつ、どんな場所で行われるのか

    they need kitten mittons cause the stomp around the house

  • Permalink deliriousmuch: moviesinframes: Monsters, Inc., 2001 (dir. Pete Docter, David Silverman) A favorite <3 so cute

    deliriousmuch:

    moviesinframes:

    Monsters, Inc., 2001 (dir. Pete Docter, David Silverman)

    A favorite <3

    so cute

  • Permalink omg-nowai: thedailywhat: Cannot Be Unseen of the Day, Too: You are now aware that the Dodge logo is the female reproductive system. Have a nice day. [via.] Earlier: Dodge Viper = Daffy Duck. LOL! I can&#8217;t wait to show this to Brandon, he sells Dodge cars and trucks

    omg-nowai:

    thedailywhat:

    Cannot Be Unseen of the Day, Too: You are now aware that the Dodge logo is the female reproductive system.

    Have a nice day.

    [via.]

    Earlier: Dodge Viper = Daffy Duck.

    LOL! I can’t wait to show this to Brandon, he sells Dodge cars and trucks

  • Permalink notso-darling: (via fuckyeahpixarmovies) Aw, I love Boo. I&#8217;ve been saying this for years, but one day, I&#8217;m going as her for Halloween.

    notso-darling:

    (via fuckyeahpixarmovies)

    Aw, I love Boo.

    I’ve been saying this for years, but one day, I’m going as her for Halloween.

  • Permalink lunacyfringe: Mac MacGuff: Did you see that coming? Bren: Yeah… but I was hoping she was expelled, or into hard drugs. Mac MacGuff: That was my first instinct too. Or a DWI… anything but this! he he he! this makes me even more excited for Halloween. I have my &#8220;Juno&#8221; costume ready. Sunny D jug and all. I&#8217;m wondering how many people will get who I&#8217;m supposed to be.

    lunacyfringe:

    Mac MacGuff: Did you see that coming?
    Bren: Yeah… but I was hoping she was expelled, or into hard drugs.
    Mac MacGuff: That was my first instinct too. Or a DWI… anything but this!

    he he he! this makes me even more excited for Halloween. I have my “Juno” costume ready. Sunny D jug and all. I’m wondering how many people will get who I’m supposed to be.

  • Permalink (via loveyourchaos) when reading this to my son at bedtime, he always wants me to add &#8220;because he missed his momma.&#8221;

    (via loveyourchaos)

    when reading this to my son at bedtime, he always wants me to add “because he missed his momma.”

  • Permalink stalk: absoluticris: oh noes, another dark day in the american economy, snuggies are being handed out for free! wasn’t there a biblical prophecy that said we’ll know the end of days has come when Snuggies are given out free? Form To Receive Free Snuggie wow! a free snuggie&#8230;.I would so do this and give it as a gag gift, but I&#8217;m too scared to give my name and address to the snuggie cult&#8230;they may come to my house and do their little raise the roof dance&#8230;I just can&#8217;t risk it

    stalk:

    absoluticris:

    oh noes, another dark day in the american economy, snuggies are being handed out for free!

    wasn’t there a biblical prophecy that said we’ll know the end of days has come when Snuggies are given out free?

    Form To Receive Free Snuggie

    wow! a free snuggie….I would so do this and give it as a gag gift, but I’m too scared to give my name and address to the snuggie cult…they may come to my house and do their little raise the roof dance…I just can’t risk it